Panelist: "We don't know because no one's built one yet"
Audience member: "Well, not one that worked"
Panelist James Morrow: "That's what I think the S&Ls invested in"
Then-merely-nominee Dick Lynch: "That's Tuesday!"
Glyer: "I know what the Queen keeps in her purse: a beeper"
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